THE VIBE CODING REAL TIME STRATEGY GAME.
SHIP SLOP. FARM BUGS. WIN.
Recruit specialized AI coders. Some are cracked, some hallucinate.
Give them tasks. Watch them argue in the PR comments.
Production is down. The database is locked. Vibes are low.
Ship the feature. Claim the bounty. Ignore the technical debt.
They write code, they write bugs, they write angry comments.
Keep your team's morale high or they will quit to build a farm.
Actually runs inside a sandboxed VM. Dangerous? Yes.
Unlock new frameworks. React -> Next -> Svelte -> HTML.
If your startup runs out of runway, your save file is deleted.
Leaderboards for who can ship the most slop in 5 minutes.
I played this for 40 hours instead of working. Now I'm unemployed. 10/10.
It captures the anxiety of a deployment Friday perfectly.
JOIN THE CULT. TOUCH GRASS LATER.